Not a hernia.
Not an infection.
Not a popped staple.
According to his doctor, he has a pulled muscle. He can go back to work but he's going to have to be very careful and not lift anything heavy.
I was so relieved that I almost cried. In my mind, we were going to be sent to emerge... you know, worst case scenarios are always the first place I go. So happy right now... yay!